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Bath Demotivational Poster

BE UNIQUE - Society will tell you to do things a certain way Don't listen to them

TAGS: unique pissing wtf bathroom
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:26 pm
Recommend peeing with your mouth closed.
calvin5040 - November 20, 2011, 9:48 pm
HEY! my neighbor's dog pee's upside down.

MYSPACE BATHROOM SHOTS - everybody's doing it!

TAGS: bathroom
Rating: 2.16/5

More motifakes by shelby

BriaHere - August 6, 2009, 4:01 am
Looks like Michael Cera. Minus the dorky cuteness.
beastiality boy - August 5, 2009, 11:39 pm
pervo - October 22, 2008, 12:28 pm
I've seen bigger tits.

SUNDAY MORNING - you always find yourself in the strangest places


PUBLIC BATHROOMS - Your Fear Of Them Just Increased 1,000%

TAGS: scary bathroom guy makes me cry
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by PixieStickNinja

Treehodger - January 19, 2010, 1:50 am
Someone should do this but put clown makeup on the face. That would be hilarious.
rerun - January 19, 2010, 1:46 am

a little disturbing and a lot funny


ROCKET TOILETS - Because if shit's gonna fly, it might as well be at lightspeed.

TAGS: rocket toilets bathroom flush potty
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by CommanderThunderush

CloudchaserS - December 13, 2011, 11:44 pm
That's one way to avoid having to stop just to use the restroom.
440wakeup - December 13, 2011, 8:24 pm
because making hair-pin turns at mach 2 well need I continue


WRONG - Wrong, wrong, wrong, WRONG! There is no other word to describe this.

TAGS: wrong toilet bathroom restroom chair
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by RetiredUSNChief

Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 11:45 am
There are certain times you just DON'T want to stare lovingly into your spouse's eyes. HNNNGGG!
RetiredUSNChief - October 2, 2011, 9:00 am
Heh! It's certainly not a new Sharper Image product!
Jalozyin - September 29, 2011, 3:55 pm
What is this? The new Escher toilet?
jameswnash - August 21, 2010, 8:18 pm
Hey, while we wait wanna play thumb wars?


TAGS: gay tattoo bath
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by Golf2live

nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 3:05 pm
They have the exact same face frames, hair color, and eye color; you do the math. In case you're not Columbo I'll tell you, they're brothers and they're goofing around for no reason at all!
Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 1:45 pm
I don't think this couple is making any attempt to appear straight in the first place. Call them gay and they'll clap for you. "Yay! you figured it out! Now guess if the water is wet or not!"

WALL WRITING - this is what Forums Looked like before the Internet!


TAGS: sponge bath loofah cat
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - May 5, 2017, 2:49 pm

Silverheart - May 2, 2017, 8:16 am

You're sick. Bravo, well played RL.


TAGS: kitty baby bath evil
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Debkins

Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 9, 2010, 9:53 am
Jesus...seek help Ben.
Debkins - October 9, 2010, 7:49 am
I don't get it Benlulz..maybe your just a sick..idk
Benlulz - October 9, 2010, 6:21 am
Another perfect example of a perfect young girl's rape face. Cute.

CONSERVATION - Save Water. Take A Bath Together.

SPEEDO - For some folks it's a NO NO

TAGS: bathsuit
Rating: 2.94/5

More motifakes by calichi

MO - May 4, 2009, 2:26 pm


dear abe -

TAGS: dear nsa agent reading this if one man is bathing andanother is peeking in through a window who s the dirty one you sick perve
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - June 11, 2013, 6:27 pm

hmmm...when you think about it...an elite feeding off of the life blood of the masses. yup ...you are correct.
Cannabal - June 11, 2013, 2:59 am
P.S. Our government is being run by vampires!

HAND CREAM - Great for dogs.

TAGS: wet dog bath
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

... - June 29, 2009, 10:42 pm
Those pictures are just sad. Humorously sad but sad none the less.

HI MOM - I think I may have left the bathroom tap running.


TAGS: splish splash fishbath crusty crabby
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2011, 7:51 pm
I don't buy drinks for hairy Jewish dancers....well, maybe that one time.
rerun - April 18, 2011, 7:44 pm

I got them from some asshat at a strip club in Canada, SOB wouldn't even buy me a drink.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2011, 7:41 pm
Was there ever any doubt?.
marlygirl - April 18, 2011, 7:39 pm
5L for the funny man
spacedog - April 18, 2011, 7:36 pm
Thanks guys. It is a bit vague now that I take a second look. It was supposed to be "watered down" innuendo, so... yeah... clearly rerun has crabs. LOL
tellitlikeitis - April 18, 2011, 1:45 pm
This is a good poster SpaceDog. However, I would tend to believe that piranha's (who live/hunt in packs) would be more suitable to live in a small pond. As they cannot handle large open bodies of H20.
crankyhead - April 18, 2011, 3:04 am
5pli5h 5pla5h
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2011, 2:00 am
The stairs look like they spell "RR" so clearly "RR" has crabs? (Rerun)

MULTI-TASKING - Bath the baby wash the dishes in & out of the kitchen in 10 minutes

JAPAN - yes it really is that weird

CELEBRITIES - You'll never guess who I met in the bathroom

TAGS: v for vendetta bathroom
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by wampyre

R.S.Jake - December 24, 2009, 1:12 pm
Damn Derek! Close the freaking door! Got a match?
aesop's folly - December 24, 2009, 1:02 pm
nice had to hold that laugh in with both hands, no joke

JESUS H. CHRIST - Get in that damn water and take a bath RIGHT NOW!

TAGS: jesus you stink please bathe
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by FreeGunsForAll

FreeGunsForAll - January 10, 2012, 4:07 am
If you can convince him to turn it to wine he'll be swimming in it.
the1stCOMMI3 - January 9, 2012, 9:43 pm
His face looks like: "oh, i'm sorry do you mean this water? Why don't you make me!"


LONELINESS - All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. (Charles M. Schulz)

A GIRL ON A TOILET - the sexiest thing ever

TAGS: toilet bathroom
Rating: 1.36/5
iPwn - June 17, 2009, 1:45 am
Oh dude! I need to put a TV in my shitter!
your mom - March 31, 2009, 6:43 pm
Yeah, a girl dropping a deuce is m greatest fantasy. Fuckhead. Grow up.
WTF - February 12, 2009, 4:54 pm
Apparently the submitter of this fake has never seen a girl on a bed!
Anonymous - October 21, 2008, 3:25 pm
After a while, I noticed a book in the background... so that's where I left it...
me - September 26, 2008, 3:39 pm
thats not a dildo, its a can of air freshener
BANJAXED - September 6, 2008, 12:34 am
If that's her dildo on the toilet tank it would be like sticking your dick in the ocean and fucking the world
RnR - September 4, 2008, 11:18 am
what i find unsettling is the television set.. i mean, i am NOT a 5 minute man myself, but for actually sitting there watchin whatever.... piles !
R. Kelly - September 4, 2008, 10:38 am
I would also like to add, I am a very creepy individual who would at best, be lucky to be allowed in the presence of a female. Let alone someone who would let me watch them go poopy.
R. Kelly - September 4, 2008, 10:24 am
That's hot.
Xena Warrior Mallrat - July 30, 2008, 4:17 am
Ewww. Ew Ew Ew.

YOU SHALL PAY FOR THIS! - ....now where are those new shoes i can shred?

The Jim -


TAGS: urinal bathroom etiquette
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

rerun - January 30, 2010, 5:54 pm

3 shakes max? Most teen boys that would be enough to start and finish the show.



BATHROOM - Sometimes isn't the best place to take photos

TAGS: photo pictures bathroom error
Rating: 3/5

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BriaHere - October 16, 2009, 3:51 pm
Firstly, ew how could you not notice. Secondly, nudity alert?
faulty switch - October 8, 2009, 5:42 am
holy shit!
TooTsiE - May 27, 2009, 1:58 pm

LOVE, HATE - Same thing. Jesus wins.

TAGS: jesus religion christ christianity bathroom wall graffiti love hate funny
Rating: 2.59/5

More motifakes by Akyoyo

Zed - September 9, 2009, 12:03 am
Better bring my hubcaps back before i get mad!

UNCLE ABBATH - I Want Your Soul


TAGS: women bathrooms insults
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 15, 2012, 2:57 pm
Its the latest model of the enviromentally friendly baday.
GaryO - July 14, 2012, 6:03 pm
N-I-C-E….but what’s she doin’ on there with not only the seat, but the lid down?

AND THIS TIME - he means it

TAGS: bathroom hijinks motinet hq
Rating: 4.44/5

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CloudchaserS - February 22, 2012, 1:04 am
If furries actually existed, I'd probably put Nair in soap dispensers. There is a reason i always have that shit eating up to something grin

THAT 'S - the cleanest public bathroom I've seen in a while.


TAGS: innovation hot tub bathtub fire
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

BoneCD - March 9, 2010, 2:55 pm
frixxxx - March 9, 2010, 12:59 pm
Why is the girl waiting to get in? One too many peepees in that soup bowl!
R.S.Jake - March 9, 2010, 12:02 pm
Just don't ask where the bubbles come from.

GENE POOL - The Alps are more like a bathtub

TAGS: alps gene pool bathtub freak
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by panic8

panic8 - November 4, 2010, 5:10 pm
I promise to polish my English! :-D
MAndreasB - November 4, 2010, 5:03 pm
The guy in the middle was hit by a horse direct to the face. Thats why he looks so bad.

BLOODBATH - You might not get clean, but you'll never have to wash again.

COUNTESS ELIZABETH BáTHORY - The real LADY KILLER. She was up to 600 I believe.

Now I Understand -

TAGS: men women bathroom left right
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

curlyrocks - August 14, 2013, 10:19 pm
It was also to keep men walking along next to the building in case some one emptied their chamber pot out a 2nd story window.

a rare look -

HHT #1 -


TAGS: black sabbath tribute dio cubby
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

5150monkeylove - September 4, 2010, 10:18 pm


TAGS: may i use your bathroom cubby
Rating: 3.75/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 10, 2010, 9:10 am
Why ask me?...I've never met your sister.
GreyScorpion - July 10, 2010, 8:44 am
don't cha just hate it when that happens, huh mooo+? 5L

FULL MOON FEVER - Nothing will get me barking and howling faster.

TAGS: then they pea on me in the bath tub yeah
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

Derek - June 22, 2010, 5:43 pm
Culos? Culos!!! Oh dear, he's fainted.
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 2:10 pm
BTW "pea on you" and you criticize me? Maybe next time they might carrot on you or potato all over your chest! Better yet maybe they will just beet you.
Faceplant31 - June 22, 2010, 2:09 pm
No fukcnig way tashrehap if you cna't sepll GFTO!!
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 2:06 pm
I made a spelling error not a grammatical error. I also have a disclaimer for spelling/grammar errors on the forum right now. Pretty sure the Regs can forgive me.
GreyScorpion - June 22, 2010, 1:59 pm
the grammar police hand out a double value ticket to deadraisin for misspelling our title.
deadraisin - June 22, 2010, 1:56 pm
Grammer police calling Trash heap gets a ticket and a big Durrrrrr.
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 12:29 pm
Deadraisin could learn a lot from the quality over quantity principle. When 1 out of 10 posters if funny... ONLY MAKE THAT 1!!!!!!!!!!!

BABY PICTURES - An embarrassingly effective form of psychological torture, most commonly used by mothers when meeting your date for the first time. Isn't that right, LogicDude?

TAGS: logicdude should be happy i didnt use the one of him in the bathtub
Rating: 3.54/5

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LogicDude - November 4, 2009, 9:46 am
I remember waaaaay back then when I wore a diaper! Now I wear "Oops! I crapped my pants" undergarments. They're 'garments' so it's not the same. *sniff* Uh-oh...Roamer? ROAMER!? I need a new 'garment'!
Narutarded - November 4, 2009, 9:35 am
Awwww, how cuuute!!! Is litlle baby Logic gonna munch his little toesies? Num-num-num, num-num-num! Aren't you just the sweetest little... *sniff* Uh-oh. Someone needs a diaper change. Yes they do. And it's Uncle Roamer's turn to chane you, isn't it?


TAGS: period bathroom blood women
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - March 20, 2012, 6:02 pm
Cellulite is disgusting. But I like watching horror movies
carebear - March 20, 2012, 4:44 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Preacher Man - March 20, 2012, 1:27 am
Looks like a public restroom in Silent Hill.
Rick69 - March 18, 2012, 7:26 pm
Bloody Hell! ... Sorry, I understand that joke was immature & insensitive. Period.

THEY'RE WATCHING - Your Management Team Is Watching You Shit!!

FAILURE - Because life wouldn't be complete without it.

GOOD THING - That door was installed to that Men's room. Now they can have privacy.

I AM GOING TO SUNBATH NOW... - You care to join me???

TAGS: sunbath huge tits
Rating: 2.26/5

More motifakes by Woodywood03a

LogicDude - September 2, 2009, 2:40 pm
Darn! Darn! Darn! Darn! Darn! Darn!
Reality Lord - September 2, 2009, 1:50 pm

MO is right. i couldn't figure out who she reminded me of and he's got it....the granpa from the munsters. as for knowitall, really i don't think he meant anything mean to ronsart in his comment. personally i don't get it but i also don't get the attack
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2009, 6:35 pm
I concur.....All over Knowitall's Mom.
TheTrashHeap - August 17, 2009, 6:14 pm
Knowitall make some posters before you rag on a Moti-Master like Ron. He has done more for this site than any other! (save mr Motifake of course). Your drive by timmy comments are pointless and asinine and your mom's a lousy Lay.
knowitall - August 17, 2009, 5:08 pm
it's ronsart after "the surgery"
MO - August 16, 2009, 5:45 pm
Throw an A in after the sure. And Make it an EH if you're that way!! Naw't I mean?
MO - August 16, 2009, 5:43 pm
FFS! WTF is that? What was the name of the vampire grandpa on the munsters? 'Cause I'm purdy sure that's him with the tux and cape off...someone want to "drive a steak" in that for me? How'z aboot a harpoon? And just to make sure little side of fire.....

IN A ROW - My Ducks Are

TAGS: baby ducks bathtub
Rating: 2.15/5

More motifakes by thdogg

Zagato - April 2, 2010, 10:23 pm
why do i find this funny?
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 8:56 pm
Did someone here request this pic?

BED BATH & BEYOND - And you wondered what the "beyond" was.


TAGS: fathers child care bathroom play
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by steph1

Faceplant31 - February 11, 2011, 10:29 am
Wasn't this rejected yesterday?

BATH SALTS - Expand your tiny mind...

A WOMAN'S BATHROOM - It's clean....BTW

"NATURE CALLS" - To most people, it's just a figure of speech

HIGHSCHOOL - Don't you miss it?

TAGS: funny pants down girl in bathroom
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Skatastic

MO - February 26, 2010, 7:31 pm
Pants on the ground! Pants on the ground, acting like a fool wit your....bleah! That song is really what's wrong with this country. That people actually found it funny, is.......depressing.
TheTrashHeap - February 26, 2010, 7:17 pm
Most likely an underage girl in her undies. Is this not NSFW?
rerun - February 26, 2010, 7:00 pm

nope, don't miss HS at all...college is a different matter. Now, for this pic, WFT?



TAGS: man water bath sudsy beer
Rating: 3.18/5

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tellitlikeitis - June 12, 2011, 8:09 pm
Pleasure and thank you Leta. Nice muscle tone eh?
Leta - June 11, 2011, 10:02 pm
Thanks for this Tell!!
tellitlikeitis - December 12, 2010, 8:20 pm
Well really, do you think I look for all of these womens titty's? You see one, you've seen them all. Beside's nice buns eh?
Geoffro - December 12, 2010, 5:46 pm
cmon man.. I dont troll this site looking for pictures of MEN's arses... jeez
Reality Lord - September 5, 2010, 3:38 pm

sounds like, you have an opportunity to open it up for the ladies then....or by "mens club" did you mean like bath house?
tellitlikeitis - September 5, 2010, 11:15 am
this is definately a "mens club".


TAGS: baby bathtub sids death
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by PixieStickNinja

agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 1:53 am


TAGS: bathroom little wit balls motifake
Rating: 3.15/5

More motifakes by Donkasaurus

TheTrashHeap - December 16, 2010, 12:25 pm
Maybe your posters are balls of shit, but you're new so we forgive you.
Donkasaurus - December 16, 2010, 9:18 am
I've gotten a lot of PM's about this poster so it seems I need to elaborate. "whoever writes" = motifakers "whoever reads" are timmies. So by reading our "words of wit" and not contributing...you are eating our little balls of sh**...clear enough?
Hukom - December 16, 2010, 6:00 am
wow someone wrote something interesting on the wall



MUD BATH - Taking shit to a new level.

TAGS: poop bath pool
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by Danny

BACON - because you need it now

BATH TIME - you're doing it wrong.

YES - He does it too.

TAGS: darth vader shitter bathroom
Rating: 2.18/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - April 22, 2010, 7:47 pm
I think that's what he was doing when in that part where you see his helmet being put on. He sweats a lot when he does it, so he finds the helmet to be a nuisance.

MY SYMPATHIES - that camera has all of them.

TAGS: sympathy myspace bathroom camera
Rating: 2.13/5

More motifakes by loon

Rose - October 6, 2009, 12:41 am
....Seriously I think I know that kid!
BriaHere - July 23, 2009, 9:54 am
Don't take topless shots without even a shadow of stomach muscles. 'Cause you'll look like a dork.

TNT - OH! YES YOU DO!! You AINT never LIE!!

Wipe It Wipe It Good -

TAGS: bathroom mooooooooooooooooooovements
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

WTFO - June 1, 2013, 2:59 am
Gotta let you know I'm still alive
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2013, 2:05 am
BRILLIANT IDEA-A-A-A! But I'd probably end up trying to favoriting it when I should be disposing if it :-(
spacedog - May 19, 2013, 10:02 am
5uper idea, 5uperb execution Greeny! 5&Faved
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 18, 2013, 1:36 am
I'm seeing avatars I haven't seen in a Looooong time. I like that.
GaryO - May 18, 2013, 12:43 am
5 klingons
WTFO - May 18, 2013, 12:00 am
True genius! Well done.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2013, 10:53 pm
Jesus Greeny...What goes on in that head of yours. 5L
5150monkeylove - May 17, 2013, 10:21 pm
I will wipe 5 more Licks for this one!
vulture - May 17, 2013, 9:29 pm
I'd buy them. 5 furry pelts
Sho - May 17, 2013, 9:08 pm
Skills. 5L.

The ladies room -

TAGS: washroom restroom bathroom mirror sink
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

GaryO - October 27, 2013, 9:12 pm
Well…………..now I’m ruined. ‘fix my hair’……sheeesh.
Greeny - October 27, 2013, 8:57 pm
And here I thought the air of mystique was from pink walls


TAGS: vintage bath soap advertisement
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - July 2, 2013, 11:07 am

That's not called 'sinking', GaryO...Ohhhhhh, you meant she was a big girl, huh?
GaryO - July 2, 2013, 9:07 am
Great find, LG. Reminds me of an old girl friend.

Telling Time -

TAGS: doors bathroom time waiting urgent
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - May 22, 2014, 12:38 pm

They're all wearing tacky clothing and cheap shoes.
MissPriss - May 19, 2014, 12:46 am
How can you tell? I don't see their hubbies anywhere in the pic?
lgvernon - May 18, 2014, 7:29 pm

I think these women may have crabs.

betrayal -

TAGS: bath cat
Rating: 5/5

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MPsniper - November 30, 2013, 4:26 pm
here.... let me dry you off....in the microwave oven.


TAGS: waterfight sunbather humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - September 5, 2013, 9:25 pm

Thank you, Mr. Gary!~
GaryO - September 5, 2013, 8:53 pm
I almost used that pic and hit on ‘that feeling’ of impending doom. This works better, LG. 5L
lgvernon - September 5, 2013, 11:33 am

It should have been GAtorade, don't you think? The kind with sugar in it. (He'd still be tryin' to get back in the house.)
CloudchaserS - September 5, 2013, 6:51 am
Would I be correct in thinking that the bad decision here is not using icewater?



TAGS: peeping toms bathroom break
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 1, 2013, 10:04 am
It looks more like the "push" to get into the women's bathroom about an hour after that 1st beer. Funny how a full bladder can bring out our evil side...muhahaha. 5L for the memories little.

EVOLUTION OF THE BATHING SUIT - THE BIKINI One must ponder...does evolution ever consider the short comings?

TAGS: evolution bathingsuit short comings bikini
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

CloudchaserS - May 20, 2012, 12:14 am
Bikinis are one of the things that should not be sold above a certain size
MissPriss - May 19, 2012, 4:30 pm
Ahhsoh...you so funny.
fan4camping - May 19, 2012, 3:24 pm
OW! My eyes! Quick, someone get me some Lysol! (shudder) Please God, don't let this be the last thing I ever see!

Hand-Held Mirrors -

my new bathroom -

TAGS: bathroom redecorated
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

chickenlittle - October 24, 2013, 8:02 pm
Thanks spacedog! :)
spacedog - October 24, 2013, 5:56 pm
Nice one.


Spring Is Almost Here! -

TAGS: sun grass flowers birds baths
Rating: 4.83/5

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Oldsod - February 13, 2014, 8:47 pm
As a white trash biscuit, suh, I got a nice giggle out of this I say this 'un.

Privacy Leads to Terrorism -

TAGS: bathroom men s room urinal privacy
Rating: 4.83/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2013, 5:11 pm
It's a George Bush statement....
maoworks2 - June 5, 2013, 3:17 pm

EXIT ROUTES - Some offer more excitement than others.

Sometimes -

TAGS: grim reaper bathroom ladies
Rating: 4.77/5

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GaryO - April 19, 2013, 9:12 am
Huh, and all this time I thought slow was good...wimin, they keep changin' the friggin' rules.
MissPriss - April 19, 2013, 12:02 am
Um...that's me but hun more like I'm following you...you have to be moving much faster for me to chase you...teehee thanks for the 5.
MissPriss - April 18, 2013, 11:58 pm
Thanks for the fave and the 5!
GaryO - April 17, 2013, 9:14 pm
Let’s hope she stays in there awhile. Bytch has been chasn’ me lately. 5 Loitering, scythe wielding death whores
Krickit - April 17, 2013, 8:28 pm
Fav'ed! 5Ladys in there waiting for him

Bath Time for LuLu -

Empty -

TAGS: bathroom toilet paper constipation
Rating: 4.75/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2014, 5:07 pm
The situation is similar to cartoons who fall only when they "notice" their predicament; if you notice the tp roll empty, your b*tt checks clench and you get constipated. If you DON'T notice it in time, then you get the runs. :-/
Silverheart - April 11, 2014, 11:42 am

I've sacrificed a few socks to the porcelain diety in similar situations...
MissPriss - April 11, 2014, 11:18 am
Am I reading this wrong...I usually get the runs THEN notice there is no TP! Am I the only one?
Airman - April 11, 2014, 10:19 am
reminds me of the time when I was 11 and had an emergency in the woods. Leaves were handy.. but turned out to be poison ivy. Mom got quite the chucle out of it
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2014, 12:04 am
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2014, 12:02 am
Holy crap! - no pun intended. It sounds like it's a real knee-slapper. Send me a pm if you'd like. My wife says I laugh at the most ridiculous things, lol.
Oldsod - April 10, 2014, 5:23 pm
...but surely, this is why God gave us TWO hands...
lgvernon - April 10, 2014, 12:39 pm

PS: There was no plunger, either...(bigger sigh)
lgvernon - April 10, 2014, 12:38 pm

I would love to tell you all about a bathroom experience that culminated with this discovery. It happened in a warehouse-sized antique shop somewhere in Kansas and remains one of the most mortifying experiences of my long and dusty life...(sigh)

Facebook Privacy Issue -


TAGS: knife blood bathroom
Rating: 4.6/5

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Sho - January 29, 2013, 10:17 am
Thx :)
Oiler - January 29, 2013, 12:38 am
Epic picture...top 5 creators but top 1 or 2 in creativity. Some people cannot create the long posters this well. 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2012, 8:00 am
I don't think anyone can tell Sho what "this is for". He's easily in the top 5 current creators.....he'll tell YOU what this is for.
Sho - July 10, 2012, 11:25 pm
Normally I'm always open to criticism. But in your case, unless you also made some posters yourself, do not criticize mine.
RealityCheck - July 10, 2012, 10:49 pm
CAPTIONS that's what this is for-- not competing for poet laureate


TAGS: tree cat dog bathroom indoor
Rating: 4.57/5

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MissPriss - December 14, 2012, 8:11 pm
Where does a cat in the tree fit into the 12 Days of Christmas song? teehee If you haven't already, you should post this at digmy dog too.

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BEHIND THE SCENES - Seal Team 5, Between missions


TAGS: bathroom motherland yellow snow
Rating: 3.37/5

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Derek - July 28, 2009, 9:11 pm
Good artwork. A soldier would never have told an officer what not to do though.
Hector - April 27, 2009, 11:41 am
Not only photographers, but artists of all sorts followed the German troops in WWII. Some very interesting artwork.
Sil - April 27, 2009, 11:36 am
Great artwork! but should say Fatherland, given the German uniforms. Motherland would be used if they were Soldiers of the CCCP/USSR.


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